To all viewers, we now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our midst, one who has acquired an almost messianic reputation in the minds of certain citizens. His figure is synonymous with the darkest urges of instinct, ignorance and decay. Some of the worst excesses of the well-known research facility incident have been laid […]
Let me read a letter I recently received. “Dear Consul. Why has the Universal Union seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen.” Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the […]
It has come to my attention that some have lately called me a collaborator, as if such a term were shameful. I ask you, what greater endeavour exists than that of collaboration? In our current unparalleled enterprise, refusal to collaborate is simply a refusal to grow — an insistence on suicide, if you will. Did […]
Here are some of the guys. The guys. Out of order. Out of control. 1) 2) 3) 1. Leonard Cohen 2. Bob Dylan 3. Johnny Cash 4) 5) 6) 4. Bill Withers 5. Miles Davis 6. Jimi Hendrix 7) 8} 9) 7. Dean Martin 8. Wilson Pickett 9. Frank Sinatra George Harrison John Lennon Ringo […]
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
BACK in ye good olde days, days filled with the joys of walking hours through a desert of snow to work – people used to know what was truly important to them. By now you must be thinking “That can’t be right” but unfortunately you are mistaken. Before man made a car, man had to […]
Saturday, February 6, 2010
DAYS have passed since you – the loyal and courageous reader of this new(s)paper – have received updates regarding the entire BARCELONA situation. Although very true, it’s equally explainable. You see, being the hard working news-reporter I aspire to become, sometimes time seems to slip straight through my greasy fingers – much like an olive in […]
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
BUT First other equally quality-driven impressive news! A rather serious note related to barbers all around the world. Back in the day you used to go to a barber and command him to cut your hair. These days they want to talk to you, know your information – what the weather is like from whence […]
News-reporte #4 [004/004] – Day of the Mon, eleven hundred hours and a few minutes. –S H O C K I N G — With a start like that you know this report will have something in petto. Earlier I witnessed – with my own two eyes – how a mad man ran into an […]
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“TWITTER” I heard a random nobody shout at me as I walked down the street last night. The man was arrested by a fully able (and grand-mustached) police officer within minutes, then I had him shot. You see, the future ain’t all that great. Back in the day we sent letters to each other, sometimes […]
The Dutch word for blog is Overvaaren. If you have any problems regarding the Dutch word for Blog, you are wrong. Good day to you and a good evening to me. ~J. WILDERNESS PERSON B.