DE OVERVAAREN DAAGLIJKSCH

Unfortunate Noble-Man Waiting for Traffic to Pass

BACK in ye good olde days, days filled with the joys of walking hours through a desert of snow to work – people used to know what was truly important to them. By now you must be thinking “That can’t be right” but unfortunately you are mistaken. Before man made a car, man had to walk to work to invent it. Of course the weather was never in their favour – sun shining in their eyes, icicles hanging from their ears – reason enough to create men’s worst nightmare. In a harsh winter there are only two things worse than freezing toes; snow-balls and Traffic.

These days men have turned into soft and caring goody-gundrops (you too, ladies.) People now care about preserving nature instead of eating it. They believe it’s alright to simply stand in line waiting to get somewhere – instead of actually getting there. Has evolution taught you nothing? Come on, men! (you too, ladies!) grab yourself together and sweep some floors. People never used to care about traveling hours on end to get where they had to be, ..then again they had the time for it.  Even animals knew when to hold their horses, these days they’re tweeting about extinction like a true plague.

“Sheep don’t even drive cars!” – You’re right and a quick catch, worthy reader of my time. We were on about traffic.

Traffic’s driven so far into my life it even took a hold on this website. Don’t worry guys, I’ve got the traffic monitored. In fact I’ll give you a complimentary example of all the international traffic I’ve dealt with the past few weeks.

	Countries		Pages	Hits	Bandwidth
	Netherlands	nl	2003	4032	55.56 MB
	United States	us	396	675	7.43 MB
	Spain	es	220	546	6.67 MB
	Great Britain	gb	80	266	7.39 MB
	Norway	no	36	109	2.72 MB
	Canada	ca	28	105	2.20 MB
	European country	eu	12	54	798.76 KB
	Australia	au	11	48	1.75 MB
	Germany	de	10	10	116.44 KB
	France	fr	5	8	445.78 KB
	Sweden	se	5	5	0
	Others		0	0	0

There you have it, traffic monitored. “That can’t be all!” You scream at me, “You’re right!” I scream right back at you. I’ve managed to CAPTURE the traffic on film, Photo-Film to be precise. Taking high quality photographs using my high-tech photocamera, I’ve created something spectacular and innovating.  This is something people have never seen before – so strap on your seat belts and wear your safety 3-d goggles because you’re in for the ride of your life.  FILM, film is the key here – by showing you a series of photographs quickly after one another, film is created. An animated selection of traffic, if you may. Produced by the finest of the photofilmography industries, I present to you TRAFFIC.

Of course this fine piece of photofilmography runs in 1080p quality (damn modern technology), those of us with computers and/or internet from the stone age – I politely request to either decrease the video quality or to live a little.

By now you must be wondering “After all that time, THIS is what you show us?”   – yes. There is however a bit more. After the great success I had with my semi-new photocamera, I decided to get an upgrade. Not just any upgrade, but an upgrade back into the past. Back before pictograph-boxes were made using wood – but with carton and wit. Using this paper-weight camera I snapped some shots of my role model, lead photographer at the scene (that’d be me). I’m going to subtly link to two images taken with the new pictograph-machinery somewhere along these lines.  Now that that’s over with, a final conclusion word.

Traffic of any kind is a pain, but it’s never as bad as snow-balls.

J.W.P.B.

	Netherlands	nl	2003	4032	55.56 MB
	United States	us	396	675	7.43 MB
	Spain	es	220	546	6.67 MB
	Great Britain	gb	80	266	7.39 MB
	Norway	no	36	109	2.72 MB
	Canada	ca	28	105	2.20 MB
	European country	eu	12	54	798.76 KB
	Australia	au	11	48	1.75 MB
	Germany	de	10	10	116.44 KB
	France	fr	5	8	445.78 KB
	Sweden	se	5	5	0