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Barcelonian Twitterbird Conclusion

Monday, February 8, 2010

–NOTICE– Actual Barcelona Reportage with REAL photography coming later –END OF NOTICE– HERE it is, a collaboration of all the live imagery I sent out to the world using nothing more than my mobile-phone and a parrot. However the parrot flew away and I was left with nothing more than my mobile-phone and memories of […]

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Time Flies Like Flies Time

Saturday, February 6, 2010

DAYS have passed since you – the loyal and courageous reader of this new(s)paper – have received updates regarding the entire BARCELONA situation.  Although very true, it’s equally explainable. You see, being the hard working news-reporter I aspire to become, sometimes time seems to slip straight through my greasy fingers – much like an olive in […]

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New Utopia Found!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

BUT First other equally quality-driven impressive news! A rather serious note related to barbers all around the world. Back in the day you used to go to a barber and command him to cut your hair. These days they want to talk to you, know your information – what the weather is like from whence […]

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A Crime By Time

Monday, February 1, 2010

News-reporte #4 [004/004] – Day of the Mon, eleven hundred hours and a few minutes. –S H O C K I N G — With a start like that you know this report will have something in petto. Earlier I witnessed – with my own two eyes – how a mad man ran into an […]

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